Adventures in Online Dating

OKAY I KNOW I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN A WHILE SORRY

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 12:18:16 -0400

but just

this guy

like he came over once and left an hour later u kno that sorta deal

i texted him yesterday and..i guess instead of just telling me he didn’t want to see me anymore he’s trying to tell me that he’s moving to the Ukraine

for

lion-taming school

sobs

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:20:27 -0400

THE END.

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 17:49:05 -0400

Not only is he cool with the whole..farm animal thing, he wants me to PROMISE that’ll be the first place we fuck.

gawd.

but yeah this is it.

REASONS WHY I’M PRETTY SURE HE’S SERIOUS

the pictures he sent were DEFINITELY from a cell phone
he sent me another picture after all this without me asking
he continued to message me after this I think the last thing he sent was “okay what’s going on”
another friend of mine looked at his profile after hearing about this and he started messaging her n shit

so!

(no I am not going to post the pictures he sent me stop asking)

He bruised my clit with his pig dick.

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 15:24:05 -0400

literally asking for pictures of a big gangbang

Ever seen a pig dick?

Sat, 10 Mar 2012 21:36:06 -0500

bestiality in the rest of these posts

Sat, 10 Mar 2012 19:24:06 -0500

this is where we got really desperate

like..when is this guy gonna call bullshit

but just

more bestiality

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 19:26:23 -0500

bestiality in detail..

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 23:48:25 -0500

yep.

This is more disgusting than I could have imagined

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 17:42:50 -0500

more bestiality

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 16:48:06 -0500

cries

We're gonna make each other shit blood.

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 14:24:05 -0500

content warning: bestiality, incest/statutory grossness? whatever it's still creepy regardless

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 21:33:46 -0500

IN WHICH MY FRIEND BREAKS CHARACTER AND THIS DUDE DOES NOT SEEM TO NOTICE OR CARE

also wut@the rest of it

fatcatsforeveryone reblogged your post: content warning: bestiality OWN HEART. Unless she actually...

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 21:10:30 -0500

fatcatsforeveryone reblogged your post: content warning: bestiality

OWN HEART. Unless she actually did fuck a horse,…then I wouldn’t really be interested….

I assure you I have never fucked a horse. wat.

Are you interested in bestiality, if yes I have a special Tumblr Blog where you need a code for entrance. If you are really interested I can give you the name of the blog and the code, but you have to promise to keep it secret. Thanks for an answer ;-) TBL

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 21:08:02 -0500

looks at my blog URL

looks at this ask

cries

content warning: bestiality

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 19:12:06 -0500

IN WHICH I AM IN A CONVERSATION WHERE A MAN AGREEING TO GET FUCKED BY A HORSE ISN’T THE GROSSEST THING ABOUT IT BECAUSE HE FUCKED A DOG TWICE

also: vagina town

content warning: bestiality

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 16:49:05 -0500

DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT

HE LITERALLY AGREED TO FUCK A HORSE WHILE IT FUCKS ME

AFTER SAYING THAT MY HAVING SEX WITH A HORSE MAKES ME PERFECT

I CANNOT

o wait yes i can because IT GETS WORSE

Taze you in the balls.

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 14:24:05 -0500

Up next: horse fucking.

all along the watchtower was originally by bob dylan (also this blog is hilarious, never change)

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 23:21:46 -0500

in this hypothetical situation he was playing the hendrix version

(thank you! i don’t plan on it)

Have you heard it?

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 19:12:05 -0500

probably my favorite joke of the night.

tw: more statutory grossness

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 16:49:05 -0500

“we both queefed at the same time”

“you’re my kind of girl”

WAT

also grossgrossgrossgrossgross