Adventures in Online Dating

Mar 28

OKAY I KNOW I HAVEN’T UPDATED IN A WHILE SORRY

but just

this guy

like he came over once and left an hour later u kno that sorta deal

i texted him yesterday and..i guess instead of just telling me he didn’t want to see me anymore he’s trying to tell me that he’s moving to the Ukraine

for

lion-taming school

sobs

Mar 12

Mar 11

THE END.

Not only is he cool with the whole..farm animal thing, he wants me to PROMISE that’ll be the first place we fuck.

gawd.

but yeah this is it.

REASONS WHY I’M PRETTY SURE HE’S SERIOUS

1. the pictures he sent were DEFINITELY from a cell phone
2. he sent me another picture after all this without me asking
3. he continued to message me after this I think the last thing he sent was “okay what’s going on”
4. another friend of mine looked at his profile after hearing about this and he started messaging her n shit

so!

(no I am not going to post the pictures he sent me stop asking)

He bruised my clit with his pig dick.

literally asking for pictures of a big gangbang

Mar 10

Ever seen a pig dick?

bestiality in the rest of these posts

this is where we got really desperate

like..when is this guy gonna call bullshit

but just

Mar 08

more bestiality

Mar 07

bestiality in detail..

yep.

shirtshirtshirt asked: This is more disgusting than I could have imagined

more bestiality

cries