March 2012
45 posts
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OKAY I KNOW I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN A WHILE SORRY
but just
this guy
like he came over once and left an hour later u kno that sorta deal
i texted him yesterday and..i guess instead of just telling me he didn’t want to see me anymore he’s trying to tell me that he’s moving to the Ukraine
for
lion-taming school
sobs
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THE END.
Not only is he cool with the whole..farm animal thing, he wants me to PROMISE that’ll be the first place we fuck.
gawd.
but yeah this is it.
REASONS WHY I’M PRETTY SURE HE’S SERIOUS
the pictures he sent were DEFINITELY from a cell phone
he sent me another picture after all this without me asking
he continued to message me after this I think the last thing he sent was...
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He bruised my clit with his pig dick.
literally asking for pictures of a big gangbang
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Ever seen a pig dick?
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bestiality in the rest of these posts
this is where we got really desperate
like..when is this guy gonna call bullshit
but just
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more bestiality
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bestiality in detail..
yep.
shirtshirtshirt asked: This is more disgusting than I could have imagined
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more bestiality
cries
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We're gonna make each other shit blood.
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content warning: bestiality, incest/statutory...
IN WHICH MY FRIEND BREAKS CHARACTER AND THIS DUDE DOES NOT SEEM TO NOTICE OR CARE
also wut@the rest of it
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fatcatsforeveryone reblogged your post: content warning: bestiality
OWN HEART. Unless she actually did fuck a horse,…then I wouldn’t really be interested….
I assure you I have never fucked a horse. wat.
thereallion asked: Are you interested in bestiality, if yes I have a special Tumblr Blog where you need a code for entrance. If you are really interested I can give you the name of the blog and the code, but you have to promise to keep it secret. Thanks for an answer ;-) TBL
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content warning: bestiality
IN WHICH I AM IN A CONVERSATION WHERE A MAN AGREEING TO GET FUCKED BY A HORSE ISN’T THE GROSSEST THING ABOUT IT BECAUSE HE FUCKED A DOG TWICE
also: vagina town
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content warning: bestiality
DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT
HE LITERALLY AGREED TO FUCK A HORSE WHILE IT FUCKS ME
AFTER SAYING THAT MY HAVING SEX WITH A HORSE MAKES ME PERFECT
I CANNOT
o wait yes i can because IT GETS WORSE
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Taze you in the balls.
Up next: horse fucking.
Anonymous asked: all along the watchtower was originally by bob dylan (also this blog is hilarious, never change)
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Have you heard it?
probably my favorite joke of the night.
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tw: more statutory grossness
“we both queefed at the same time”
“you’re my kind of girl”
WAT
also grossgrossgrossgrossgross
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Threesomes are for fucking republicans.
im fucking it!!!
Anonymous asked: I'm not trying to be rude, but why exactly do you feel that holding a door open for a woman is sexist? Holding a door for anyone, regardless of gender, is just common courtesy. It's certainly preferable over /degrading/ women, isn't it?
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tw: statutory grossness
I WANT YOU TO PUT ME IN A SEX WHEELCHAIR
but okay
he sent me a picture of his shaved asshole
after sending like 4 pictures of his dick
he says that we can “try” to simultaneously fuck each other in the ass which, as far as I know, is physically impossible
idk if this guy’s a virgin, really desperate, or just that depraved
ALSO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I thought he had just...
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SLURS IN DIS POST
“i would switch between your ass and your pussy every few strokes!!!”
omg :(
and this is where we bring up the strap-on. this is the point where we expected this to end.
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I want to bounce you on my cock.
Somewhere in the middle of this I introduce my “sister” aka a google voice number.
I don’t have my cell phone so I’m using “hers”
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The saga begins.
at this point we start searching google for grainy webcam shots of boobs.
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ok so context for this upcoming series of posts (i...
this guy is from not my state and has been messaging me just stuff like ‘hey what’s up’ every other day for the past like. 2 weeks. and i’m fairly sure I responded 0-1 times.
but yesterday he IMed me and my friend asked if he could just like. mess with him.
and after this conversation he says he feels like this guy “broke” him.
we don’t think this guy...
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y'all need to get pumped omg.
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OKCUPID WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHAT
ARE
YOU
DOING
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cries
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yikes.
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in which I get drunk and go on the internet
robotsatlaw asked: do i just get shoutouts for finding people's bad flirting funny? i love life.
shoutout 2 john barnes
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LITERALLY HIS ONLY PICTURE
list of things that will make sure no one ever responds to you ever
pictures like this
a bunch of x’s in your name
“420” in your name
if under “most private thing you’re willing to admit” you put some stupid shit like I HATE FAKE PEOPLE or I’M A GOOD KISSER shit (you know, humblebrags) or “lol you’ll have to...
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gettin me wet
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I doesn’ts afraid of anythings neither
0dessa asked: This is the best thing I've ever seen ever because it's true.
Anonymous asked: has anybody on that site ever just tried to talk to you, like, without simply sending a stupid short little message?
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I bet he gets all the ladies
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hey man some guy with “420” at the end of his username and thinks women have to shave their legs thinks I’m dopesauce
should I let him put it in me
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just BAM out of nowhere
tip: dn refer to women as “girls” in a sexual context (unless asked to)
it is gross
super gross
stop that
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cabercrombie.
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idgi why do these people bother talking to me
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advertising yr music unprompted while complaining about “fake” people(women) wasting yr time
yeah
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how is that a joke wat
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YO THIS IS STARTING NOW
No, I will not tell you what my okcupid profile is. If you find it, congrats.
CONTEXT my entire profile is pretty much “HEY LOOK AT ME I AM A HUGE FEMINIST”
If I’ve left a user’s name uncensored I have done so for a reason, if you take issue with this let me know
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